BillSimmons

This is the funniest 9 seconds of the NFL season.

WHAT IN THE HELL

New BS Podcast! —Notes from Vegas: LeBron vs Haliburton, the Zion Dilemma, Milwaukee in person, Foster’s black eye and more with @RobMahoney + Big Wos ... Show more

We talked about a fun longshot Haliburton bet vs. Lakers on last night’s BS Pod. It’s here! Can Indy cover +4 with a 25-14-6 and 3 threes from TH? That’s +820 ... Show more

Hey @jj_redick — I like you + enjoyed our time together. You did 8 pod eps total in 2019. 3 had NBA guests. You started doing video pods on mid/Jan 2020 and the ... Show more

Bittersweet day for me and the other Celtics fans who never sold their houses on Nesmith Island.

So much for the theory that the Chiefs get all the calls…

It’s pouring rain in Foxboro, the place is one-third full, the kicker missed 5 straight long kicks in warmups, our QBs are absolutely atrocious ... Show more

New BS Podcast —Green Bay’s alive, San Fran’s humming, Big Dom’s Big Day, the AFC’s wildcard mess, and Guess the Lines w/ @TheCousinSal —@VanLathan on the CFB Playoff ... Show more

New Ringer ‘Wise Guys’ with Sal/House/JJ/Raheem coming now at 11ET on @FanDuelTV … they better like my fav Same Game Parlay today ... Show more

My end of November Power Poll on YouTube… and yeah, I forgot to make sure my mic was plugged into my recorder. This is my 5th recording accident of 2023 ... Show more

I can’t root against Jacquez he’s too in my wheelhouse. The fucking Heat.

Wow the Bulls are just losers. They need a trade or a new coach or a group exorcism.

Joe Mazz did hack-a-Drummond to try to extend a 32-point lead and pissed off Billy Donovan — the in Season Tournament is amazing.

Been working on the Week 13 NFL slate … (gulp) … I’m officially concerned that the Patriots will beat the Chargers and blow a top-2 pick.

The Bulls look absolutely miserable, it’s hilarious. Each guy’s uniform should have a Trade Machine QR Code patch.

The Bulls have the body language of an airplane passenger sitting in a middle seat between 2 coughers.

I had to tweet that just to light a fire under them. Caruso!!!!!

The Clippers traded all their picks in the 2020s to create a play-in team that can’t defend point guards and big guys.

It would be hilarious if GSW tried to end the 4Q on a tie so they could try to win by 12 in OT. THE IN SEASON HAS LOST ITS MIND!!!!!!

The Clippers are the Clippers.

Chad Ryland - the check will be deposited in your Cayman Islands account tonight!

David Tepper would be a fun podcast guest. “David, you treat every head coach hiring like you’re leasing a new car — it hasn’t worked yet ... Show more

Mac Jones is the Michael Jordan of tanking.

Jason Garrett is determined to break the Sunday night cliche record tonight. I talked to him before the game, he’s hitting on all cylinders ... Show more

For 2 hours Harbaugh was determined to give the Chargers the ball late with a chance to win and he pulled it off. What a joke,

I just want to point out that Dallas has beaten… NYG (3-8) NYG (3-8) Wash (4-7) NE (2-8) Jets (4-6)Carolina (1-9) Rams (4-6) Chargers (4-6)

In-Season Tournament should be 5 groups w/ 3 wildcard spots. So 5 games not 4. The point differential piece works; NBA should lean into it ... Show more

I know it’s CM Punk night but Benavidez hollllllllllllly sheeeeeet

I’ve never seen an opponent take the lead on a 17-0 run against the Celts without the Celts calling a timeout but that’s what makes the Joe Mazz experience so ... Show more

Hey! Hey! Please, stop booing Jared Goff! It’s Thanksgiving! You’re better than that!

The Mo Wagner Revenge Game

What a fun win!!!!!

Remember we’re all here to see Scott Foster.

New Ringer ‘Wise Guys’ on @FanDuelTV right now … my fav SGP today comes from the Eagles/Bills game. —Philly -2.5 —Over 43.5 —Hurts 25+ rushing —AJ Brown TD +437 ... Show more

‘JFK: What The Doctors Saw’ on Paramount+ is an important new doc about a 60-year conspiracy. The hospital’s eyewitness accounts directly oppose the eventual ... Show more

Possible Derrick White injury oh noooooooooooooooo

Early thoughts… 1. Middleton in 2023 has zero chance defending Tatum. Zero. 2. Not sure who’s been worse, Dame or Jrue. 3 ... Show more

I don’t want to jinx it but this is an awesome Jaylen game! Replete with an exclamation point.

The Magic!

GENERIC HAWKS-PACERS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TWEET

D White back exhaaaaaale

Can their Warriors get their mojo back? Do they need a major trade? Has the league gotten too big for them? Discussed all of this with @RobMahoney earlier this week ... Show more

157+ points over 150+ points with no overtime games in NBA history (thx @stathead)

Million Dollar Picks, Week 12 - with help from @DannyBKelly . Can we keep streaking? Happy Thanksgiving!

Serve yourself some chalk on Thanksgiving and Black Friday — we did this parlay on Million Dollar Picks already. Four favorites just to win: Detroit, Dallas ... Show more

It looks like someone photoshopped Porzingis into this picture but… no…

Horrific Celtics loss! Horrific!

In case Sirianni is checking Twitter during timeouts — hey Nick, AJ Brown is still on your team. I’m positive.

McVay squeaks by Carroll in the Bad Clock Management Olympics

Or: Maybe!

I tried to tell you!!!!

It’s hard to believe the Browns lost Chubb and Watson and are still making the playoffs…. But that’s what’s happening.

Welcome to Ausar Island

New BS Podcast w/ @TheCousinSal —Is Cleveland a true sleeper? —The Bills are(n’t) back —So long Zach —Huge covers for Goff + Russ —Hot seats for Rowboat Ron + ... Show more

Thursday night football — the Grim Reaper of every NFL season.

Top NBA Rookie Rankings (so far) w/ me and @jkylemann t.co/bah81NZc2n

My Million Dollar Picks for Week 11 with help from the most dangerous man at @ringer — Dangerous @DannyBKelly . PS: Over at @FDSportsbook — parlay of Det $$$ / Cle $$$ / J ... Show more

Good luck going small against Jokic. Seriously — good luck.

I thought the Bills played a good game other than the four turnovers and 35 fuckups.

Sean McDermott is like Lithgow in Cliffhanger right now - things are completely falling apart and now he’s taking out his own crew ... Show more

Harden not being in shape is the cherry on the hot fudge shit sundae.

These are the moments we’re gonna remember when we draft Drake Maye in April.

“Rodgers might be back in late December… oh and Santa Claus is actually real, I met him.”

34% were like “Nah, I’m not sure it’s Jokic there are better options”